BLACK BULL HOTEL, CHURCHGATE
The Black Bull is an old Moffat inn that bristles with history, but unfortunately
does not bristle with
real ale.
Robert Burns, it seems, scratched some words on a window pane
(I'm beginning to think the man was a vandal). Graham of Claverhouse, or
Bloody Clavers as he came to be known, used the hotel as headquarters
between 1683 and 1685 when he 'held the King's Commission to suppress
the Religious rebels of the south-west,' a task which he executed with
no small amount of zeal. Inside it is lovely and snug with oodles of old
dark wood and things on walls. Bit of a shame about the ale, but there
you go.
ANNANDALE ARMS HOTEL, HIGH STREET
It's very shiny in this hotel bar. Each morning someone must go
around polishing the very air. I suppose I'm just a fuddy-duddy
who likes old wood and who harbours an irrational aversion for anything that shines too much. Judging by the
overall quality, I would suggest that the hotel rooms in the
Annandale Arms Hotel will be excellent, and as such this may be
a good place to stay when you're in the area. Although there is
no old wood in the glittering bar, they do have real ale, and...
wait for it... it's often fairly local - YIPPEE! The local
real ale that they generally stock is from the Broughton Brewery,
which sits a mere twenty miles away as the crow flies. You just
cannot beat local food and drink: few food/drink miles, and a
true flavour of the area in which you find yourself.
You know,
something that constantly irks me is the choice of ale in some of
Scotland's top-notch hotels. You can be talking five-star hotels that
have won numerous awards and are in this guide and that guide, and yet
wander into the hotel bar and in most cases you will be confronted by
beers that range from pretty tasteless Scottish lagers to pretty
tasteless foreign lagers. Why does this section of Scottish
catering not get the same attention as all the other areas, like
food? Tourists do not want to visit Scotland to drink foreign lager or
poor Scottish lager. They want to taste Scotland, to taste and smell
some locally-brewed product that is good. Is that so difficult? If your
level of custom will not permit cask ales, then for goodness sake buy in
some bottled Scottish ales. They have a longer shelf life. In a number
of such hotels there is a token and almost ubiquitous bottled ale that
somehow has the aroma of whisky. I don't want an ale to smell of whisky.
If I want whisky I'll have whisky and if I want ale I'll have ale. I
don't want a whisky-smelling ale. What a ridiculous idea. It really is
time some of you folks in a position to do something about the licensed
trade in this country's prime hotels pulled your finger out.
Anyway, perhaps the Annandale Arms Hotel can show the rest of
the country the way. Well done.