At any one moment in time, somewhere in the world - and more than likely
in Scotland - someone will be playing 'Highland Cathedral' on the
bagpipes. Usually badly. It is a lovely melody that unfortunately all
too often makes me cringe and throw a face. This happened when I
arrived. I stepped off the ferry at Brodick and was met by some serious
wailing coming from not far enough away. The piper was a young lad, cap
on the ground, clearly intent on milking the hoards of wobbly-legged
sightseers. Well, I'll tell you this: if, on arrival at Brodick, we had
all been given the choice of either listening to his woeful screeches or
licking a cow's bottom, then I have to say that the choice would not be
a difficult one: I'd be licking like a good 'un.
There is, of course, much more to Brodick and the Isle of Arran than
cows' backsides. The island is a magical place. It is difficult for me to properly
convey just how magical it is. Suffice to say
that whatever you do when you get there, it will culminate in an
enjoyable experience that will remain with you
all your days. It's like the land that time forgot. In the shadow of the
'Mountain of the Wind' strange tropical plants grow. I mean, even if
your interest in life extended no further than a good pie, then you
won't go far wrong in Brodick. In the bakers Wooleys of Arran I sampled
what was without question the finest chicken and leek pie that I have
ever tasted. And that alone is enough for me to return to that
undiscovered paradise.